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i can haz funny stuffz from spiletta42? Kthxbai.

Srsly, some people have created a LOLcats version of the Bible:


foxtwin and I just doubled over in laughter from the beginning of Matthew. Anyway, to increase teh fun, why don't you find your favorite verse and put it the lolcatbible translation (LCBV) in a comment? :D


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Oct. 23rd, 2007 12:35 am (UTC)
It's like every book we go to, it gets better. Micah 3:12 is particularly funny:

Ceiling Cat am nt ur BFF, n He am gonna lay teh smack down, Chuck Norris-style, n all cuz ur laim.
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Oct. 23rd, 2007 12:51 am (UTC)
I have...no...words...
Oct. 23rd, 2007 12:59 am (UTC)
How about John 1:1:

In teh beginz is teh cat macro, and teh cat macro sez "Oh hai Ceiling Cat" and teh cat macro iz teh Ceiling Cat.
Oct. 23rd, 2007 01:03 am (UTC)
The sad thing is...I recognize it. It's not a bad translation. It's not mocking, either. It just seems...inevitable. Like, once we went for Klingon, why not lolcatz?

But it feels like the Latin translation of Harry Potter. No one's really going to read it. It's a mild and amusing curiosity, at best.
Oct. 23rd, 2007 01:07 am (UTC)
Oh, well, yeah. Definitely just amusing. It amuses me! :D
Oct. 23rd, 2007 01:18 am (UTC)
It IS amusing. :) Thanks for sharing it!
Oct. 23rd, 2007 01:41 am (UTC)
Someone needs to professionally print and bind a version of the LOLCat Bible. Now.

I found great inspiration in Psalms 23:

1 Ceiling Cat iz mai sheprd (which is funni if u knowz teh joek about herdin catz LOL.) He givz me evrithin I need.
2 He taekz me to teh sunni spot an haz liek nice waterz r ovar thar.
3 He makez mai soul happi an maeks sure I go teh riet wai for him. Liek thru teh cat flap insted of out teh opin windo LOL.
4 I iz in teh valli of deth, fearin no evilz, bcz Ceiling Cat iz besied me pokin me wif hiz stix an it maek me so kumfy.
5 He letz me sit at teh taebl evn when peepl who duzint liek me iz watchn. He givz me a flea baff an so much milk it runz out of mai bowl LOL.
6 Niec things an luck wil chase me evrydai an I wil liv in teh Ceiling Cats houz forevr.

Or how about the LOLCat's take on the end times? Revelation 5:1-9 :

1 Then teh orange statchoo dood on teh fancy heaven chair has a paperz wif riting all over an 7 cookiez on it.
2 An a leet kitteh yelled "Who can be eatin mah cookiez an be reedin teh majik paperz wif all teh riting?"
3 But nobuddy anywheer can has teh paperz.
4 So I cried.
5 Then wun of teh old doodz sez: "Hei! No cryin'! Baby Jesus pwns. He can eat teh 7 cookiez an has teh majik paperz!"
6 Then I seed a itty-bitty baby Lamb, lookin real dead. But it wuz standin on the fancy heaven chair an teh 4 aminulz and teh old doodz wuz around it. Teh itty-bitty baby Lamb has 7 hornz and 7 eyeses, which r also teh 7 kittehs of teh Ceiling Cat. (Liek teh 7 bukkits, member?)
7 Teh itty-bitty dead baby Lamb stoled teh majik paperz from teh orange statchoo dood.
8 When teh Lamb tooked teh paperz, all teh aminulz an all teh old doodz fell down again. An they all has harps an bowls of smelly stuff. 9 An all tehm tings singed a new song:
"Yr so leet. You tooked teh paperz
an can eatz teh cookies
Cuz teh bad doodz killded you
An you saved everbuddy everwherr
wif yr blood."

Next we need the LOLCat hymnal.
Oct. 23rd, 2007 01:53 am (UTC)
LOLZ - I'm starting to think of lyrics right now! :D
Oct. 23rd, 2007 01:45 am (UTC)
Oh, my eyes hurt just reading that! :)
Oct. 23rd, 2007 01:53 am (UTC)
Mine hurt from crying with laughter! :D
Oct. 23rd, 2007 02:00 am (UTC)

Oh god yes THANK YOU
Oct. 23rd, 2007 02:04 am (UTC)
Isn't it just? :D
Oct. 23rd, 2007 03:02 am (UTC)
LOLCats Bible. Sacrilege.

#goes off in corner and laughs hysterically#
Oct. 23rd, 2007 09:54 am (UTC)
I couldn't stop laughing myself. :D
Oct. 23rd, 2007 04:51 am (UTC)
I know I'm going to get totally bashed for this, but I don't think it's funny. There are certain religious jokes that are funny, but this borders on disrespect, IMO. But don't take it personally. I've always been a bit more conservative when it comes to things like this. I once had to walk out of a non-demoninational service that was trying to prove a point that it didn't matter how you worshiped, just that you worshiped when they broke out the milk and oreos for communion. I found that disrespectful, too. Something about twisting the body of Christ apart and licking it just didn't sit well with me. I don't even like the Christ-centric musicals like Superstar or Godspell. The same way that having this as a "joke" for something Christ would say -

And Jesus sayed "My wounz--let me show u them. Srsly, stfu."

Stfu? From Christ? Wow. And the amount of wtf everywhere. Wow. I don't find it funny in regards to this. If they were translating Shakespere or some other equally famous text, then yes. But not the Bible. Just my opinion.
Oct. 23rd, 2007 10:01 am (UTC)
Oh, I'm not going to bash you! *stares pointedly around* It is very sacrilegious, to be sure.

I am highly liberal compared to most of my Christian friends, and I know it. I would probably never show this to my co-workers at school, they would be horrified! But I have a warped sense of humor. :D
Oct. 23rd, 2007 04:17 pm (UTC)
luv putz up wiht all teh stuffz, beelivez all teh stuffz, hoepz for all teh stuffz.

i can haz funny stuffz from spiletta42? Kthxbai.

Srsly, some people have created a LOLcats version of the Bible

*screams, cries* Who are you and what have you done with my Mom?!?!?!
Oct. 23rd, 2007 04:32 pm (UTC)
Iz n dis korec wai speekin?
Oct. 28th, 2007 12:08 am (UTC)
Annabelle's dedication verse? Jeremiah 29:11:

11. "I haz planz for u," sez lord. "Planz so u can haz moar cheezburgr, iz good cheezburgr too, so no worry, k?"
Oct. 28th, 2007 12:09 am (UTC)
It's the gift that keeps on giving, this site... :D
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