Title: Lethal Weapon
Fandom: Spider-Man, either slightly AU or pre-Spider-Girl continuity
Word Count: 99
"Oh, my God! MJ! What are you feeding her?!" Peter lifted the putrid diaper away from the squirming bundle on the changing table.
"Give me a break, Peter," Mary Jane chided her husband as she brought a fresh diaper for little May. "I know you've dealt with much worse."
Peter held it gingerly from the tips of sticky fingers. "This could seriously be used as a weapon..." His eyes suddenly lit upon a copy of the Daily Bugle, with its expected slanderous headline. A sly smile crept across his face.
"I've got an idea of how to use these..."