Okay, back up... Last night, when I came home from work, I found out that we had no internet... or phone service at all. After calling my lovely telephone company, I found out we might not get it back until Friday! ACK!
So basically, I will not be able to send anything except from my work computer, and Wednesdays are pretty much swamped.
If you missed the teaser, go read it... it's all you'll get for a couple days.